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Miss Daisy | The Producers of "Driving Miss Daisy" felt the need to bring back Hoke and Mizz Daisy . . . wasn't his name Hoke? I don't remember. |
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Chunkfest 2008 | Chunk is amazingly strong. Cannot retard the power of chunk. CHUUUUNK!!! |
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At the Cheez-It factory | So this explains why my cheez-its have been tasting of man lately! |
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DEVO MAN! | A superhero in the eighties. |
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Mr. No Bottom Jaw | Well . . . It's Mr. no Bottom Jaw, and he's in a land of colored squares and spraypaint. |
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Nikki the Nuclear Warhead. | I'd hate to be a nuke that has to walk the city streets at night. |
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Five to One | *cool beat starts* Five to one baby, one in five, no one here gets out alive, you gets yours baby, I'll get mine, we can take it baby if we try. |
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Killfest 2k1 | NOT THE SAME AS KILLFEST 2000!!! There are NO similarities besides the fact that they both make no sense. :) |
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Killfest 2000 | Killfest 2000, the most excellent display of murder and blood and violence and murder . . . AND NONSENSE! |
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Percy the pixelated pickle | Percy's grandson asks him how he came to be. |
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Predicament | Quite a Predicament . . . a newly opened soda, but a soda that was already there. |
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Five's Story Hour | Five (my dog) is here to tell you all a story, of temptation, foolishness, evil, and computer engineering |
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George | You know thos little kids who think they are "cool" because their vocabulary consists of 8 words, and 5 of those words are "swear words"? Yeah, THAT'S George |
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The Lonely Knight | See, a problem with the dark ages was the syphilis, oh wait, wrong story. Well anyway syphilis is bad for the economy! |
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Doc' Lawnmower | Man, I need to see this doctor for my constant headaches. I hope he doesn't try his surgery tactics on me! |
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Babies are funny | Bah . . . just something involving babies. And to think, people find these babies "cute". When I saw them I laughed my ass off! |
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Bobby the Blob of Acidic Waste | This is stupid. And the title is too long. |
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Attack . . . Heston Heads | Aaaaahhhhh! Charlton Heston heads are attacking! |
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Oapy | I hated this guy (for no reason, of course) and I made a comic about him. |
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Parachute Incident | Probably the second comic I drew. *nods head* stupid, yes. Anything more, no. |
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Pinksta! | Hee-Hee-Hee. Do you know Gus? |
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Sex . . . Penguin . . . | This man, see, he wants to have sex with his wife, see, but it's not his wife, see, see it's a penguin, see, Yeah, A penguin. That's wild! |
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Images. (one frame comics) |
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Chad | Chad Leaves it to Beaver. You know, like the show "Leave it to Beaver" . . . Chad does so. |
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Twinkie's Jellybeans | Witness the consequences of fighting with your best friend over a bag of jellybeans. . . . . . . WITNESS MUTHAF-yay |
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| Parodies |
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Scream - in Space | I had no ideas. This is bad, sorry. |
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Boy Meets World | Boy meets world. That show on ABC that started out as a comedy but now has turned into one of those damn teen drama things. *stabs ABC* |
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Ben Stein's Bunny | Nothing to do with Ben Stein, or anything else for that matter, but it does have a bunny. |
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104 Dalmations | Disney parodies are so last week. Yay, a twisted look into a world of greed, corruption, and stuffed doggies. |
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America's Funniest Home Videos | Bob Sagat was so cool, he had all those corny jokes and stuff. Geez, how many times did they show the tape of the cat falling off the TV? millions of times! |
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America's Funniest Home Videos 2 | Yeeeeah. |
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X men | Yeah, here is MY version of X-Men, the movie. I just saw the movie, too. Cool movie. |
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Planet of the Grapes, starring Charlton Heston |
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the Planet of the Grapes | The First of this epic story. Epic story of a planet, full of grapes, and a man, who likes grapes. |
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Escape from . . . | Charlton Heston tries to make his big escape. Guest Starring Jonathan Davis |
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Return to . . . | "If he never left, how can he return", you ask? *punches you in the gut* |
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Questions | Charlton starts to ponder this strange planet. |
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Beneath the . . . | Charlton Heston sees an opportunity to travel inside this odd planet, and he takes it. |
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| The Magical Talking Knocked-Over Toaster |
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MTKOT1 | This like, sets the stage I guess. Some kids find a toaster in the woods. |
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Toaster 2 | Ozzy doesn't wanna hear no friggin story about bread! |
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Crossover! | MTKOT3 . . . Jon's Quest 5 . . . COMBINED!!! Boggles the mind, man. |
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| Jon's Quest (Jonathan Davis from Korn) |
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Episode one | The first meeting of Jon and I, and quite a meeting it is. Now if only I had a full supply of party hats at the time. |
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Episode two | Jon vs. twiztid . . . Why the hell did I like twiztid, anyway? |
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Episode three | Elian Gonzales? AYE!!!! |
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Episode four | Tom Green tries to interview Jon . . . the results are chaotic. |
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Episode five | Here is that crossover again. MTKOT and all . . . bread stories. |
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Episode six | Jon and I meet again. The results are chaotic, oh wait, already used that one. The results are disorderly, wtf, you're insane. Shuuuut uuup. |
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| The Evil Space Cat from the planet Earth |
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the Evil . . . | Here we start to see this man's odd obsession with this interplanetary cat. A cat who traveled many lightyears, coming to Earth from . . . Earth. |
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. . . Space Cat . . . | How can one want to harm that precious kitty, or any cat at all for that matter? I just don't underst---*cat jumps on shoulder* AGHHH YOU SONOFAB-*throws cat out window* |
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| That Monster Thingie. |
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Monsterous Zodiac Signs | The monster first attacks a peaceful city. I used some pictures from the UCB in here. |
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Hi Mr. one-eye! | Face to face with a Cyclope, what do you do? You use your mega-gradient-power-blasto-hand-gun-thing! |
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| Bill Billington Talk Show |
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G: Eminem | The first episode of this new late-night talk show. Personally, I think Leno and Conan O'Brien could beat this guy's ass with the help of a bulldozer and some champagne bottles. |
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G: Jon Davis | Brothers of talk show hosts are quite stupid and arrogant! |
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| The Guy Who Stands There and Doesn't do Much
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one
| the first comic i drew on the computer.... i drew it out of boredom.. as i did with most of the comics here.... it looks really bad, no? |
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He stands near a stop sign
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three
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Umm.. I think he's in a park of some sort... |
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four
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i found it... It was lost.... I had it someplace in my temp files though... "Waiting for a Bus"
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five
| I made this in PSP7, and, it was the first time I had used it, and I had no clue about it.... I am ashamed!
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six
| At the zoo, starring Aisle Monkey.... Aisle Monkey rocks.... he hates the zoo
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seven
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He's in front of a gate in like... England or something... |
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