The Hitler Stick: Hello, I am the hitler stick
Snark Bot: hi hitler stick
The Hitler Stick: Hi!
Snark Bot: what are you made of
The Hitler Stick: I am a car antenna
Snark Bot: cool
The Hitler Stick: shut up you
Snark Bot: hey
Snark Bot: i can eat you
The Hitler Stick: no you can;t
Snark Bot: cause your just a stick
Snark Bot: thats hitler
The Hitler Stick: a metal one
Snark Bot: i can eat that
Snark Bot: its just hard
The Hitler Stick: no you can;t
Snark Bot: n stuff
The Hitler Stick: yes
The Hitler Stick: LIAR!!!
Snark Bot: what
The Hitler Stick: you aren't hitler
Snark Bot: i never said i was
The Hitler Stick: liar
Snark Bot: you stick are confused
The Hitler Stick: look....
Snark Bot: I am Hitler
Snark Bot: and
The Hitler Stick: you are not hitler
Snark Bot: point
The Hitler Stick: Father, yes son, I want to kill you.
Mother, I want to........fuck you all night long baby!
Snark Bot: chair
The Hitler Stick: haha
Snark Bot: were are you right now stick
The Hitler Stick: sitting here.... bending under this desk
Snark Bot: ahh
Snark Bot: do you believe in god stick
The Hitler Stick: no, I believe in Hitler though.
Snark Bot: good stick
Snark Bot: do you believe in drugs stick
The Hitler Stick: no
Snark Bot: why not Mr. Hitler Stick
Snark Bot: Hitler did
The Hitler Stick: Because I am not hitler, yet ownded by hitler
Snark Bot: I see
Snark Bot: What did hitler do with you?
The Hitler Stick: He used me to dictate with.
Now I am owned by another person
Snark Bot: Who this person Mr. Hitler Stick?
The Hitler Stick: Mr. Cleveland
Snark Bot: You seem well educated Mr. Stick, who did you
learn from?
The Hitler Stick: I taught myself everything.
Snark Bot: I see
Snark Bot: How do i know you Stick
The Hitler Stick: magically
The Hitler Stick: how else?
Snark Bot: mentally
The Hitler Stick: bastard
Snark Bot: ?